Ngiyawathanda ama-movie asabisayo. Ngivame ukuphuthelwa ukukhishwa kwetiyetha uma ngingakusiza, ngineqoqo lama-trailer athembisayo alondolozwe ku-YouTube, futhi ngilinde I-Babadook ukuthola ukukhululwa kwe-US kucishe kwangibulala. Ngichitha konke ukukhokhelwa emihlobisweni ye-Halloween. Ngibhalela iwebhusayithi ebizwa nge-iHorror. Ngingumlandeli owesabekayo, yingakho kungizwisa ubuhlungu ukusho

Abalandeli bamaHorror bangamahlonyana.

Ingabe uhlahla amehlo akho? Ingabe uzizwa ulungile? Ngabe lokhu ukufundele phezulu umngani wakho wase uthuka umama? Ake ngiphonse izwi kuwe: Remake.

iwubuphukuphuku, bangakwenza kanjani lokho, bacabangani, bangayithinti, njll. Sonke sithole okungaphezu kokuhlanya okuncane lapho isitudiyo simemezela ukubuyiswa kwesithandwa, noma isihogo, noma i-flick esabekayo edicilelwe phansi. Ngabe ukhona omunye umuntu okhumbula ubuhlanya obuphelele kunalokho okwalandela lapho kumenyezelwa ukuthi (Ababi) Abafileyo bazokwenziwa kabusha ngaphandle Ash?

Ukujikijela igama le-R ngabalandeli abesabekayo ngokuvamile kuqinisekisiwe ukuthi kungaholela ekukhaleni, ekumemezeni, mhlawumbe izinyembezi ezimbalwa, nasekhanda elizungeze konke. Ngempela ngizibalela phakathi kwalabo, kwesinye isikhathi, abaphose i-hissy fit phezu kwe-movie eyenziwe kabusha (kulungile, kodwa empeleni? Kukangaki sidinga ukubona Carrie? AKUFUNI UKUGUQUKE) noma ngabe umphumela wokugcina uwukuthi igolide elimsulwa. “Kuhle, kodwa ibingacishe ifane neyasekuqaleni. ” Kufana nokuthi sinomuzwa wokuziqhenya ngokuziqhenya nganoma yini eza kuqala futhi ngasikhathi sinye simemezele umhlaba ukuthi sigxile othandweni lwethu olungajwayelekile lokuthi konke ukuzinikela kwethu kubekelwe eceleni “okwakudala.” Ngokumemezela ukwethembeka kwethu, sikhombisa ukuthi siphakeme ngokwanele kulwazi lwethu lohlobo ukuthi singanqotshwa yimiphumela emisha ecwebezelayo noma nge-spin entsha endabeni endala. Sasilapho ngaphambi kokuba babe “abajwayelekile.” Noma ngabe ukubuyiswa kabusha kunamandla amakhulu, kukhulu kakhulu, ngokulingisa okungcono nakwisinema, ngeke sifulathele i-The Almighty Original. Ngiyavuma, kwesinye isikhathi ukukhishwa kabusha kuyisucko, kepha hhayi zonke isikhathi, bafana.

Futhi i-R-word akuyona ukuphela kwebhomu elizophonswa. Yize kungenzeki ukuthi kuthungelwe impepho njengabalandeli abaningi, "ukulandelana" kungenye into ebuhlungu enabazinikele abaningi. Hhayi ngoba sicabanga ukuthi akufanele zenziwe; ngemuva kwakho konke, iHorror uhlobo oluthile olwaziyo ngakho ama-franchises njengababulali abaphikisayo kakhulu (Myers, UKrueger, Futhi Ama-Voorhees) ngamunye unokwakhe, kepha ngoba ifilimu eyodwa kufanele icace bha, futhi wonke umuntu ngokusobala unombono wakhe ngokuthi iyiphi ifilimu leyo nokuthi kungani, futhi-ke akekho noyedwa ongavumelana nokuthi iyiphi.

AmaShyamalanian asontekile? "Ngiyibonile iza sooooo stupid #yawn." Isilinganiso se-PG-13? "Ngaphandle kwalapho ngigada i-LOL." Ngokuzimisela, ngabe kukhona abanye abalandeli bohlobo oluthile abaphezulu njengathi? Ukukhuluma iqiniso, inani elibukeka lingapheli lama-sub-genres landisa isisekelo sabalandeli ngenani elibalulekile, elingabika ngokutholwa okuthile. Olwandle olukhulu, kuzobakhona okungaphezulu kwezinhlanzi ezimbalwa ezicasukile. Kepha okungenani sonke sikulokhu sindawonye, ​​akunjalo? Ngaphandle kokuthi awume! Ngoba asikwazi ngisho ukuvumelana ngalokho uHorror is. I-Psychological-horror, amandla angaphezu kwavamile, i-B-movie horror, izici zesidalwa… ngesikhathi esithile, umugqa ufiphala. Esikhathini esingengakanani esidlule, ababhali abaningana bakulesi siza baba nengxoxo yokuthi ngabe 'Ukukhanya' nethi 'Ukuthula KwamaWundlu' bekuthusa yini. Ukumangala, ukumangala: asivumelananga sonke.

Ngokwami, angazi ukuthi “ukwethuka” kungachazwa. Kuyinto enkulu yokuthi "uyazi uma uyibona" ​​into encane. Abantu abaningi bathathe ukubeka ukwethuka ebhokisini elichazwe kahle, ngamapharamitha aqinile. Lo mthetho ubukeka sengathi: "Uma ungangisabisi, ngabe kungeyona into ethusayo." Futhi lowo ngumthetho obukhali ongabeka phansi, ngoba angazi noma ngabe uqaphele, kepha wonke umuntu uyaqhubeka nale bhizinisi "lokukhula". Kwesinye isikhathi siqala ukwesaba ukubekelwa isikhathi ngababulali, izikweletu eziphathelene neBoogeyman, kanye nemali mboleko ebanjiswa ngocelemba. Iqiniso ukuthi, ukwethuka kudinga ukumiswa kokungakholelwa. Kudinga ukuthi singene enganeni yethu yangaphakathi futhi sikholwe ukuthi ezimbi kakhulu ezimbi zikhona futhi zihlala ngaphansi kwemibhede yethu.

Ngikwenza ngaso sonke isikhathi. Angikaboni 'Yeboja'ngoba kukalwe i-PG-13 futhi bengicabanga ukuthi angifanele nokuzihlupha. Kepha njalo lapho ngibuka i-trailer, ngiyangithanda. Ngidinga ukubheka ubandlululo lwami olungenangqondo, ngoba kukhona uhlu olubanzi lwama-movie we-PG-13 engiwathokozele kakhulu, futhi angifuni nakancane ukuphuthelwa yigolide engaba khona. 'Lapho Izingcingo Ezingaziwa' kungenye yama-movie engiwathanda kakhulu ukuwaphonsa lapho ngingedwa ekhaya. 'Abakhohlisayo', 'The Possession', 'They' ... kuningi okungabongwa laphaya uma sithokozisa lo mqhudelwano futhi sijabulele lawa ma-movie ukuthi ayini: uhlobo lomuntu othile lwendaba yomlilo. Asihlale phansi, sithule kube kanye, futhi sijabulele i- "Boo!"

Ngaphandle kokuthi 'Njengaphezulu, Ngakho-ke Ngezansi' ngoba lokho okwakungu-shit shit shitburgers kwakuyini ukuthi inkunzi?

Uxolo. Imikhuba emidala.