Ngenkathi ngisemncane, ngangicabanga ukuthi umsebenzi ongcono kunayo yonke emhlabeni kungaba ukwenza izinqola zama-movie. Yebo. UCowgirl, isicishamlilo, ne-astronaut-ninja-princess bonke baphakanyiselwe ukuvotela ukuhlanganisa iziqeshana zama-movie ngendlela yokuthi ababukeli bazokwethuka futhi bamangale futhi balwe bodwa baze bafinyelele emgqeni wokubuka ama-movie engiwakhethe kahle i-soundtrack ye- (yebo, bengicabanga ukuthi leso sinqumo sizoba phezu kwami. Impilo yayijabule kakhulu ngaphambi kokuba ngifunde ngamalungelo okukopisha kanye ne-shit) futhi yahlelwa yaphelela. Ngiliyekile lelo phupho lapho ngishiya ekolishi (okwesibili), hhayi ukuthi i-CC eMichigan inikeze izifundo ezinjalo, kepha muva nje bengicabanga ukuthi mhlawumbe kufanele ngibuyele emuva ngidubule okwesithathu, ngoba abahleli kulezi zinsuku nje kubonakala sengathi abawuthandi umthwalo abanawo.

Kukangaki, abalandeli esikunye nabo abasabisayo? I-trailer ikungenise kangaki, kuphela lapho ukhiphe khona u- $ 18 ukuze uthole ithikithi ukuze ugcine uphethe umphimbo ushaya umuntu ongamazi ngentukuthelo lapho i-movie IMISHIYA? Ngaphezulu kwekhanda lami ngicabanga ngama-trailer we-gazillion aqonde ngqo. Phezulu. Uqambe amanga. Uyakhumbula ukukhohlisa okwakuyi-trailer yeParanormal Activity 3? Izigcawu eziningi kakhulu lezo bebengekho nakwi-movie ebabayo ?! Ngangicasuke kabi! I-trailer… hhayi ngobuqotho – nami…

Hawu. Phefumulela phezulu. Ngibuyile. Kumele uqonde nje ukuthi ngangijabule kanjani ngaleyo movie ngenxa ye-trailer yenkomo eyangiqamba amanga.

Kepha akusikho okokuqala, akunjalo? Futhi impela ngeke kube owokugcina. Ngokombono wami othobekile, nayi i- ezimbalwa kwama-trailer enza i-movie ibukeke iyinhle kakhulu. Futhi hhayi "ngokwenza nje umsebenzi wami ngendlela", kodwa ngendlela "engaphenduli kwizethameli".

Izindlu Ngo-Okthoba Zakhiwe

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Ngizizwa kabi ngalokhu, ngoba enye ye- okuthunyelwe kokuqala Engake ngakwenza kule sayithi kwakumayelana nezindlu ezakhiwe ngo-Okthoba. Ngangijabule kakhulu! Njengengane esitolo sikaswidi, noma, nami, ngeHalloween. Ama-Clown, izindlu ezi-haunted, uhlamvu lwemali lwemifanekiso etholakele… ukububula. Kwakungaba kuhle. Kepha, njengoba kungenzeka noma ungazi, bekungenjalo. Empeleni bekungenye yezinto ezimbi kakhulu engake ngazenza kimi. Kusukela ekuqaleni okuthembisayo kancane kuze kube seqophelweni elingakaze lifike, le movie ayikwazanga ukunginaka, futhi angazi ukuthi noma ngubani angabuka lokhu kuqala ukuphela ngaphandle kokulala okungenani kanye.

I-Babadook

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Noma ngabe ujabulile ngomkhiqizo wokugcina noma cha, kunzima ukuphikisa ukuthi i-trailer yayihamba ngamamayela ngaphambi kwe-movie. IBabadook yayinokwesabeka okukhulu lapho kwakuyizwi elinobubende ebumnyameni, futhi umvuthwandaba we-movie wawubekezeleleka kakhulu lapho wawunwetshwa waba yizicucu futhi ungadluliswa njengomvuthwandaba wangempela. Futhi kuya ngokuthi uwa kuphi ngeziphetho eziyindida, umuntu angaphikisana nokuthi ukwesaba kukhishwe ngokuphelele ku-movie uqobo emizuzwini eyishumi edlule.

Yeboja

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Ugh. Ngokwazi ukwengamela… UJesu. Ngangijabule kakhulu ngale movie, ngenxa ye-trailer. Bese kuthi-ke ngicabange, “Cha, Michele. Kuyinto PG-13. Ungazihluphi ngitsho. ” Bese ngiphinde ngabuka i-trailer futhi. Futhi-ke nginqume ukuthi bengingumuntu othanda ifilimu. Ngibe sengiyibuka. Bese ngilahlekelwe yimizuzu engama-89 yempilo yami unomphela. PHAKADE. I-trailer yenze i-Ouija yabukeka isabeka, ihamba ngokushesha, futhi ngaphezu kwakho konke, yathakazelisa. Kwakungaba ngu-0% wanoma yiziphi zalezo zinto. Kwakuwuhlobo lwe-movie engangingalusebenzisa ukwethula isikimu esiphakathi ukwethuka, njenge-softcore njenge-off ice brand ice cream. Cha iVanilla iyogathi efriziwe. Kwakungekho neze izinga lokwesaba nokuhlasela okwakushiwo yi-trailer.

Umsebenzi ohlukanisiwe 3

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Mhlawumbe okubi kakhulu, njengoba sengishilo. Ngiyazi ukuthi bekungemina ngedwa obekhona iphoswe–Ababukeli bathathe izinkundla zokuxhumana bebaningi ukuzwakalisa ukukhungatheka kwabo (okuyi akukho okusha kubalandeli abesabekayo, kepha lokhu okungenani bekuyisikhalazo esisemthethweni). Iningi lale trailer wayengekho nakwi-movie ebabayo. Lokho, bangane bami, kuyinkunzi. Lokhu kubhidliza okusobala ngokusobala kuyimizamo yokumangaza futhi, ngokombono, kusabisa ababukeli ngempumelelo enkulu. Umahamba-nendlwana uhlinzeka umugqa wesakhiwo esimaphakathi jikelele ngendlela eheha kancane kunokukhangisa nje, “Hheyi, ingxenye yesithathu yochungechunge izophuma. Woza uzobona uma ukulo hlobo lwento ”ngaphandle kokunikeza ngezigcawu ezibalulekile, futhi empeleni zimbalwa kakhulu izigcawu ezincane, noma.

Kepha… kuyasebenza? Ukwakha izigcawu ezikhethekile zama-trailer kusho ukuthi akukho ukusatshiswa okungasaphazwa, akukho thuba lokuthi noma yikuphi ukusonteka okufihliwe kunikezwe maduzane (sonke siyazi ukuthi i-nerd eyodwa eyethusayo engakwazi ukugoba linda ukonakalisa ama-movie asanda kukhishwa futhi sizofunda ngokucophelela uhlaka ngalunye lwe-trailer yemizuzu emithathu ukuze nje ngifinyelele umlenze ekugcineni), kepha noma kunjalo thenga umbukeli ukuthi akhokhele empeleni ukuze abone i-movie ngokulindela okulingene kwendaba ejwayelekile. Ngokwethiyori, kufanele kusebenze. Ekuboneni okuthile, ngiphethe ngokuthi kungenzeka kancane ukuthi angithandi ama-trailer asuswe kude kakhulu kwi-movie yangempela ngoba akuyona indlela engikujwayele ngayo ukuthi yenziwe. Kungenzeka kakhulu ukuthi kunabanye abalandeli abathandayo laphaya.

Ngakolunye uhlangothi, kungenzeka ukuthi ama-trailer ama-movie adukisayo acika nje futhi mhlawumbe ahlukanise abalandeli. Kungo-2015 – wonke umuntu wabelana ngama-shit ezinkundleni zokuxhumana, ama-trailer anoma iyiphi i-movie angatholakala ku-YouTube futhi abhalwe ku-Twitter noma ku-Facebook noma leyo nto yeGoogle Plus engasetshenziswa muntu futhi eyabiwe izikhathi eziyizigidi; ukukhangisa konke sekuphelile ngoba izitudiyo. Kungani uzihlupha ngokudala i-movie entsha ngokuphelele ngenxa yokumaketha lapho lokho kubonakala kungukukhathazeka okuncane?

Kuhamba ngazo zombili izindlela, futhi. Amanye ama-movie ahlelwe ukuvela Ngaphansi rad kunabo. Izinkundla Horizon ibukeka ifana nokuphindwaphindwa kwesimanjemanje kwe-sci-fi flick 2001: I-Space Odyssey kunebhola lokwesaba okwakungokoqobo (uyazi ukuthi abasebenzi babenzani kulowo mfanekiso owatholayo? Ingabe wena?). Ikhabethe Ehlathini sasine-trailer ejwayelekile, yezincwadi ezingavezi nakancane inqwaba eshisayo kaJoss Whedon asinikeze yona. Lokho, nakho, kubukeka kunganaki.

Ngakho-ke, ngoba ngiyazi ukuthi ufuna ukufa ukungitshela ukuthi nginephutha kangakanani, ngiyakumema ukuthi uzwakalise ukuphawula kwakho. Unayiphi inyama ye-trailer? Noma uyayithanda lapho ama-trailer eshiya ngamabomu / engeza amaphuzu amakhulu wesakhiwo noma izigcawu? Kufanele ngife kuphi futhi kanjani ngoba angazi lutho ngokwethuka? Ake ngizwe, futhi shit, mhlawumbe sizogcina sibhala iposi ndawonye.